A fifth grade teacher who I like, well I did, kidding, came into the office and said he had a Michelle moment:
He saw kids walking back to class after lunch and one had picked up an orange cone in the hall and had it to his mouth and was using it like a bull horn. He yelled put that down you idiot!
Then he felt bad for calling the kid an idiot. But he told us in the office, which we already know but it was so darn funny coming from him that he said under his breath that cone is used in the hall to cover throw up and it put in the toilet when it needs to not be flushed and that idiot had it to his mouth.
So funny but I don't remember calling anyone an idiot!